"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"
either boys smell really good or really bad and there is no in between
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:
and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.
So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped
and that was my first gay experience
someone asked me to repost this.
there are some ugly celebrities so there’s still hope for me