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disswasher:

"You’re so shy, you should open up more!"

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ilovesmoothjazz1998:

either boys smell really good or really bad and there is no in between

suluboo:

relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead 

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breakinglestrade:


"You used to ride me like that" :(
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turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

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draqonight:

there are some ugly celebrities so there’s still hope for me

delete-ur-blog:

it’s past tents
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